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REAL LIPSTICK READY FOR GIFT-GIVING: One full-size penis shaped lipstick with veiny shaft and mushroom head. Complete with "Merry Dickmas" label attached.
AMAZING COLORS & QUALITY: Choose from 12 amazing colors! Click "Contact Seller" after purchase and include preferred color (# found in group image above). If one is not chosen, we will gladly choose one for you. If multiple lipsticks are ordered, a mixture of colors will be sent.
QUANTITY DISCOUNTS: Save money when you order more! Save 10% on any 3+, 15% on any 6+, 20% on any 12+! Discounts automatically apply and include all of our lipstick designs--so don't be afraid to MIX IT UP!
100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE! We guarantee a great product, great service and GREAT laughter!
HEAT ADVISORY: We've successfully mailed thousands of lipdicks to happy customers! We recommend shipping to an office or destination hotel when temperatures heat up.